Those Days with Trixie and Grubby
Don’t get lodgers (unless you know they won’t redecorate while you’re out)
I arrived home to find the kitchen painted Friesian cow style. Black and white patches, each the size of half a calf, littered my vision. Open-mouthed, I gawped awhile. As is appropriate when you leave a perfectly cream kitchen in the morning and come back to cattle-splattered walls.