Thanks! We’ve been blessed (cursed) with similar humor. (I’m doing American spelling, but guess you might be English?) I grew up with angel delight (Not the staple diet of angels unless they enjoy the taste of sweet cardboard), Nana Mouskouri, Oil of Ulay (what is a Ulay anyay? And how do they get the oil out?) and essence of Garibaldi biscuit. I enjoyed your blog.