Seriously, Laziness Does Exist
Don’t let anyone bamboozle you into thinking it doesn’t
You’re not malingering when you lie on the couch covered in popcorn, surrounded by old pizza boxes and stale coffee and grime.
You’re just smart. You’re figuring out the meaning of life, or that’s what you can say if anyone asks. After all, there’s a study to back up the idea being a layabout goes hand-in-hand with a busy mind.